Today saw a bit more record-breaking attempt action from me. This time, it’s gearing up for this bonanza – again. I do it every year.
And would you believe, every year, I battle to give away some of the entertainment industry’s most widespread exposure offerings. What I’m describing above, my friends, is a world record-breaking frenzy that tops national news charts, sells out books in major chain stores, and commands TV attention on every continent it is watched. So why is it so difficult to give this immeasurably huge media chance away?
Your guess is as good as mine. All I can hope for is that next year, a sensible person commits to doing a world record attempt with me in plenty of time to ride this giant wave of media exposure.
Have you got a wide open mind? Then ask about how you can be with me for this extreme excitement next year.
You’ve got a big opportunity here. Only the dim-witted would walk on by.
Get wise and a-d-v-e-r-t-i-s-e!